POST 11: YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SH@T UP.... YUMMY JESUS

Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction.  And you just can't make up the sh@t that often spews forth from the pulpit.

Let us discuss, for example, the Yummy Corpse of Christ.  Not familiar with that doctrine?  Sure you are.  Turns out, Jesus is Delicious.

I remember being appalled at the whole concept of "transubstantiation" when I was old enough to understand it - the insane notion that somehow a cup of wine (or grape juice) LITERALLY becomes the blood of Christ with a few prayers/incantations uttered.  That's revolting.  Disgusting!  And you want me to drink that?!  F*cking degenerate vampires.  Ritual ghoulism (body) and vampirism (blood).  

And the apologists say "It's only 'ritual' vampirism/ghoulism.....

Not long ago, I ran across a comic from one of my favorite strips that makes the appropriate level of fun at this bizarre and ghoulish notion. If you are not famliar with Rob DenBleyker's "Cyanide and Happiness", do yourself a favor and get so.  Enjoy this unexpected intersection of Catholic ghoulism and in-your-face homoeroticism (not that there's anything wrong with that...).

This one's pretty good, too.